1. What's your favorite song ever?
cant choose just one. um...... "What I Got" by Sublime

2. Why? (Don't say because or i like it, that doesn't count)
it is a great song, and i can relate to most of it

3. What song is the most emotionally moving?
City of Angels by red hot chili peppers

4. Why (again)?
it is a deep song (for me anyways)

5. which food would make you cry in the fettle position for hours on end if it was suddenly removed off the face of the earth?
Cheese

6. Would you rather be a vampire, werewolf, zombie, or (a pitiful) human?
Vampire. werewolves and zombies aren't graceful enough, nor badass enough

7. If it was up to you to save the world from some 12 year old's villainous creation, what weapon(s) would you use?
katana

8. If a wizard turned you into pie, what flavor would you be?
Blueberry pie

9. What would the dialog be between you and someone trying to destroy the world?
why are you doing this?
{vilian gives reason behind evil plot}
oh... thats a good enough reason.

10. If someone you knew came to your school/work dressed as a giant panda bear, what would you do if they followed you around and kept hugging you?
steal the costume when they slept

11. 1337 or pwn?
um... 1337 5ki115

12. Mwhaha, there is no 12th question!
oh snap

13. does the above make you question the sanity of the creator of the quiz?
as diabolical as that was, im much less sane

14. What is you least favorite thing in the entire universe that you wish would be destroyed in a giant fire?
the disney channel

15. If your life was a book, would it be a best seller, or would people wait for the movie to come out?
BEST MOTHER F'n SELLER!

Bonus question: If the movie sucked, would you try to re-make it?
i'd have 10 remakes, each worse than its predicessor. and the 11th one will be great, but no one will go see it and it will bomb